The Cookiemousie.

A public service message: Never turn your back on your cookie, or the Cookiemousie will eat it! This would be a special tragedy if it happened to be a cookie like this one - fresh from the oven and truly miraculous. It was puffy, chewy, gooey, crispy, salty, sweet, chocolaty, nutty, crunchy, munchy, scrunchy, and grunchy all at once. Mousie considered himself honored to be in its presence, secretly wanting everyone to look away so his inner cookiemousie could gobble it up!