Mousie's Muffaletta

Mousie went to Boston, where he expected to meet the exotic Lobstah and investigate the mysterious Chowdah, to say nothing of visiting the temples of Hahvahd Yahd. But he found something better! He found a Muffaletta. He did not know what to make of the Muffaletta at first - it was so big and scary and complicated. Mousie first tried squeaking to the Muffaletta, and then tried poking it, but it just sat there benignly glistening and crunchy. And it smelled delicious Mousie finally decided to have a nibble. And then another. And then another. And now Mousie is a very full mouse indeed. And the Muffaletta turned out to be harmlessly delicious. Yum.